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“All That Slash”, a K/S jizz (jazz filk).

Lyrics (NSFW!) by Spockaholic & T’Lara. Vocals: Larissa Bernstein. 

ALL THAT SLASH

Come on, Spock
Why don’t we fool around
And all that slash
I’m gonna lube my piece
And pull my cock ring down
And all that slash
Start Pon Farr
I know a nookie spot
Where my finger’s cold
But your prostate’s hot
It’s just a sexy hole
Where I can pump my pole
And all that slash

And all that slash
And all that slash

Slick your hair
And light your Vulcan fuse
And all that slash
I hear that Dr. Bones
Is gonna need some booze
And all that slash

Hold on, hon
And let your Captain top
I bought some Romulan
Ale at the starbase shop
In case you take my heart
And spread your legs apart
To do that
Slash

Lick my balls
We’re playing fast and loose
And all that slash
Right up here
Is where I store the juice
And all that slash
Come on, Spock
I’ll take you in my chair
I bet the lucky bridge crew
Might find that just fair
Cause on the Enterprise
It’s not a big surprise
to see that slash.

Oh, you’re gonna see your captain on his knees
And all that slash
Oh, I’m gonna blow you till you find release
And all that slash
Show me where to park my cockhead
Oh, your father would be shock-ed
If he’d hear his son is queer
For all that slash
All that slash

(Repetition)

No, I’m not a queen
But, oh, I love your peen
And all
that
Slash!
That slash!

(via bro-bots)

No Kirk-butt or butt-Kirk today, but a K/S vid which I made together with my friend T’Lara. I am shamelessly promoting it here. 

(pic submitted by T’Jorvik)
Evil Facebook (which has deleted the account of our honourable priestess of the holy Buttkirk!) - look at my ass!! And feel my flying leg kick!

(pic submitted by T’Jorvik)

Evil Facebook (which has deleted the account of our honourable priestess of the holy Buttkirk!) - look at my ass!! And feel my flying leg kick!

The red-tighted Kirk, randomly posing between luscious pomegranates. No, there is no other reason for this manip than our desire to wish you shanah tovah u’metukah, a good & sweet new year. And well, the divine fruits and the juicy butt of awesome - they do have a few characteristics in common …

The red-tighted Kirk, randomly posing between luscious pomegranates. No, there is no other reason for this manip than our desire to wish you shanah tovah u’metukah, a good & sweet new year. And well, the divine fruits and the juicy butt of awesome - they do have a few characteristics in common …

The red-tighted Kirk was here.

The red-tighted Kirk was here.

Look at my red-tighted butt!

Look at my red-tighted butt!

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REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY PRIDE.


(via jokerchenisdifferent)

Space football.

Space football.

Kirk attempts to lure unimpressed Spock into highly illogical, asphyxiating sex in a vacuum by the power of his gym tights. It’s the thought that counts.
(submitted by T’Jorvik)

Kirk attempts to lure unimpressed Spock into highly illogical, asphyxiating sex in a vacuum by the power of his gym tights. It’s the thought that counts.

(submitted by T’Jorvik)